(The prologue start with Kai packing his stuff on the trip)
Finn: mr. smith, i. Telling you about the clown like doctor healing people by kissed.
Kai: what you did WHAT!!!
(The scene opens to Party. A bunch of Wolves are acting around while circus music plays in the background. The head Shen is sitting by Kai. He is sitting in bead reading the davy jones book, and z fighter's bodies is bandaged.)
Lord shen: Who wants a cookie? (He move moves it around, making airplane sounds.) Milk-dipped chocolate chip cookie?
Kak: No thanks.
Shen: Now, come on, Little boy. You have to eat. Open Sesame...
Kai: Uh, finn, Jake, can't we get rid of these Clown Nurses and shen? They make me feel ridiculous.
(The camera cuts to finn and friends. They, too, is sitting in bed, with their non foot bandaged. A big Clown Nurse is standing near them.)
Jake: No way, man.
Finn: me neither.
(Kai groans in disgust.)
Jake: Well, now you know z fighter can't jump off of ship. (The fat Clown Nurse waves a cookie around, mimicking airplane sounds and plops it into Finn and Jake's mouth.) I paid them up front. They don't leave until the job's done. Besides... (They honks the big Clown Nurse's nose.) They're funny.
Finn: yeah. (They honks the big Clown Nurse's nose again, and she farts this time.) (they laughs) Look, she just farted.
Lord Shen: Time for our love therapy.
Kai: Wait, what are they doing? (The Clown Nurse starts smooching Goku's bandaged foot.) Whoa! Stop!
Lord Shen: (gasps) Oh my! Did that hurt, dear?
Kai: NO!! Goku just don't want you kissing his toe!
Lord Shen: Now, now, honey, you gotta understand. This is the only way to "foo-foo" your boo-boo.
Kai: What does that even mean??
Jake: I don't know... but I'm feeling better already.
Finn: Ah. That tickles.
Big Clown Nurse: You want me to stop?
Jake: No, keep going. (The big Clown Nurse continues smooching Finn and jake's toes.)
Kai: (Beat) You're gross, man. (He notices a page in the Davy jones.) Look! Deep in the soul of toys, there's a Cyclops whose magical tears can heal any wound. See? See?
(Lord Shen takes the book from him and give Kai a pill.)
Lord Shen: Maybe you should leave the medical decisions to the medical professionals, and my professional prescription is... Goku toe needs crazy smooches! It's the only way! (laughs)
(Wolves all gather around and start holding Goku down.)
Goku: Huh? Wha? Kai don't eat the pills, NO! (Kai eat a pills as he getting drunk)
Kai: what happened.
Sir slicer: i told you, don't listen to them.
Goku: help me!
(The wolves gets near Goku's bandaged foot.)
Goku: Wait! Wait! Wait! There's another way! There's my way! Let me show you my way!
(Lord Shen starts smooching Goku's bandaged foot.)
Goku: Ahh! Let me go! (Lord Shen is still smooching Goku's foot. He screams as Kai asleep and then blacks out. Kai starts having a crazy nightmare about goku running from Clown nurses and clown doctor. Goku trips and sees the head of lord Shen.)
Head Clown Nurse: It's the only way! (laughs)
(Lord Shen rises up and floats in front of him. Goku screams and runs in panic, but ends up falling into the mouth of the Lord Shen's head.
Lord Shen: (softly) It's the only way!
(Kai wakes up scream. Lord Shen is rapidly smooching Goku's foot. Kai gets up and the Goten, who poke him with a candy and back off.)
Kai: MY WAY!
(He runs out of the party and into the soul of toys, screaming as the scene end, cut scene to kai still run into the soul of toys and screams. He finally comes to a stop. He's staring at a dollgirl with a sign. The road splits up into two paths.)
Dollgirl: Ring, ring! Look, there's only two choices, sir. Take your pick. There's the path on the left, Hair Fall-Out Path. No more hair again, ever! Or the path on the right, Smelly Path. Makes you smelly forever. Hoohoo, you won't believe it.
Kai: Isn't there another way?
Kai: But what if I just went—
Dollgirl: No, that's it! You have to choose! There's no other way! Choosing is the only way. Choosing—is the only—way.
(The camera zooms in on Kai's face. A thought of lord Shen crosses his mind.)
Lord Shen: It's the only way! (laughs)
(Kai suddenly screams and confronts the dollgirl.)
Dollgirl: Hey, listen mr. Smith, the Smelly Path's not actually that bad!
Kai: (rip his shirt like a ninja suit.) NO! I choose MY WAY!! (He kicks the sign off of her head.) My way.
(Kai runs right through the prickly bushes, screaming all the way. He comes out on the other side, all scratched and covered in thorns. He then comes across a river an walks up to the bank. A puppet is on the bank nearby.)
Puppet: Ring ring. Hello, dummy police? Yes, there's a strange dummy lurking around my house. Okay, yes. Thank you. Goodbye.
Kai: Wha...? (Beats) I need to cross the river. The Cyclops is over there.
Puppet: You can't cross this river. It's impossible! Look! The current is so fast, it'll turn your butt inside-out for real, doofus. And the water's so acidic it'll crump your boat in half. It's like orange juice. It's gross. There's a bridge, but it's a trap! Plus, the water's jamming with electric eels. Wow, so weird. Anyway, that's it, there's no other way around, you dummy.
(While the puppet speaks, the camera shows the river's current flowing, and the steaming hull of a boat that was corroded away. The bridge nearby is shown, then two pairs of eyes and shadowy arms pop out. Two electric eels are swimming under the water, their bodies surging with electricity.)
Kai: But I need to get across.
Puppet: Listen what I'm telling you. There's no way. ...Ugly tramp.
(Another thought of davy jones crosses Kai's mind. He advances on the puppet.)
Kai: Oh god, Oh f*ck, Oh f*ck, **** it...
Puppet: Huh? What are you saying? "****it, ****it"? Who's ****it?
(Kai snatches the bush and uproots him.)
Kai: MY WAY!!
(A screaming Kai then charges head-on into the river, using the puppet to sweep the water off of the ground beneath. The puppet is screaming in pain all the while. Then some electric eels jump out of the water and wrap themselves around Kai, shocking him and singing off the puppet's skin. Kai finally stops on a rock and the eels come off of him. Puppet spits out a glob of vomit into the water.)
Puppet: Glibby ****, pals! You're crazy! We're not even half way across! You gotta go back, man! It's the only way, you ugly fat-smelling fat-head!
Kai: NO, MY WAY!! (Frustrated, Kai tosses the now-barren bush all the way across the river. Then he dives in. He emerges from the river, screaming and steaming from the pineapple juice-like water. He then happens upon a strange old lady standing next to a wagon with watermelons in it.)
Kai: (panting) MY WAY! (He quenches the acid by smashing one of the melons over his head.) Oh, F*ck, oh, f*ck, oh, F*ck, oh, f*ck.
Granny: Uhh, excuse me, friend. (Kai blabbers his lips together.) You're pretty tall, can you reach up there and get my wheel for me? Gotta get these melons home to my pet. You know how it is.
(Still frustrated as ever, Kai pushes Granny aside and picks up the wagon.)
Kai: (panting) MY WAY! (He hurls the wagon down the hill. The wagon shatters as it hits the ground, and the melons tumble down the hill.)
Granny: Watch out, Tweety,sylvester,spike!
(Three pet animal realizes too late. They avoids the first one, which rolls over the wigwam house, but the others roll over her, injuring them. They groans in pain.)
Granny: (gasps) Rainy!
Kai: Whoops. Uh... man, I'm real sorry.
Granny: Yeah? (sobs) No Day... friend.
Kai: But... I can still help. I'll fix your house for you.
Granny: Just get out of here! Leave us alone!
Kai: Uh... wh... I... (sighs)
Granny: Psycho fink.
(Kai walks uphill to a cliff overlooking the valley below. He realizes his plan didn't go as well as he had hoped. He takes off his mask and breaks out in song.)
Kai: ♫ Not sure if you know this But when we first met I got so nervous I couldn't speak In that very moment I found the one and My life had found its missing piece, So as long as I live I'll love you Will have and hold you You look so beautiful in white And from now til my very last breath This day I'll cherish You look so beautiful in white, Tonight? ♫
Kai: ♫ What we have is timeless My love is endless And with this ring I Say to the world You're my every reason You're all that I believe in With all my heart I mean every word, So as long as I live I'll love you, Will have and hold you You look so beautiful in white And from now til my very last breath This day I'll cherish You look so beautiful in white, Tonight Oooh oh You look so beautiful in white So beautiful in white, Tonight? ♫
Kai: ♫ And if a daughter is what our future holds I hope she has your eyes Finds love like you and I did Yeah, and when she falls in love, we'll let her go I'll walk her down the aisle She'll look so beautiful in white, You look so beautiful in white So as long as I live I'll love you Will have and hold you, You look so beautiful in white And from now til my very last breath This day I'll cherish You look so beautiful in white, Tonight (Kai puts his mask back on.) You look so beautiful in white, Tonight? ♫
(As Kai finishes his song, the camera zooms out to reveal a little beneath the cliff. A giant eye opens up, looks up, and blinks. Suddenly something hunches up from the cliff. It's the Cyclops Finn has been seeking.)
Forest Cyclops: Hey! I know you're here for my magical tears, but you won't have any, because I never cry.
Kai: I don't want 'em anymore.
Forest Cyclops: What? Stop lying. You're here for my tears, aren't you?
Kai: No. I hurt a old lady's pet. I just wanna go back.
Forest Cyclops: You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry... but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm EVIL!
Kai: Dude! What's wrong with you? I said I don't want your tears!
Forest Cyclops: YOU'RE LYING!
Kai: I'M NOT LYING!!!
Forest Cyclops: (Beat) You stink at lying.
Kai: Fine. Whatever, man. Have it your way.
Forest Cyclops: Okay... I WILL HAVE IT MY WAY!!
Kai: Huh? (The Cyclops pounds him into the ground.)
Forest Cyclops: Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!
(Kai glances up at the Cyclops' eye. He notices water forming up in the big, round eye.)
Forest Cyclops: Whuh... What?
Forest Cyclops: What? I can't hear you.
Kai: I said... MY WAY!!
(Kai punches the Cyclops in the eye. The Cyclops starts crying as he screams in pain. Some of the tears fall onto Kai. His clothes are made anew.)
Kai: Magical tear drops. (He pulls off the ninja glove. His body has been healed completely. He wiggles his hand.) My way can still work! Yeah!
(Kai pulls off the Cyclops' head. Kai first goes to granny, who is still sobbing. Kai pours the Cyclops' tears over spike,tweety and sylvester, who is restored.)
Tweety: Huh? I'm okay.
(Kai runs off. He then goes to the bare puppet and pours the Cyclops' tears over him.)
Puppet: Huh? (The puppet takes root, and all his leaves regrow.) Whoa!
(The dollgirl is sobbing in pain from having her sign knocked off. Kai pours the Cyclops' tears over her, and a flower grows where the sign was.)
Dollgirl: Huh? Whoo-hoo.
(Finally, Kai pours Cyclops' tears over his teddy bear at a picnic, bringing it to life.)
Pink scarf: Yeah!
(The scene cuts back to the Party, where the wolves and Clown Nurses are still doing their so-called duties. The big Clown Nurse is still kissing finn and Jake's bandaged foot.)
Jake: Oh, yeah. Huh?
Finn: i love clown, but i hate needle!
(The door suddenly slams open. Everyone gasps in shock. Kai walks in, still carrying the Cyclops' head.)
Lord shen: Have you come crying back for your proper treatment, Babylips?
(Kai throws the Cyclops' head. It lands in front of Lord shen, who gasps.)
Kai: Kiss that!
Lord Shen: Oh, my! You look horribly injured! My kisses will make heal you. (He smooches the Cyclops' eye.) Now how does that feel?
Forest Cyclops: Bittersweet. (Kai throw the candy at lord Shen who scream as Kai run away while he chases him nearly everywhere)
Kai: (while aiming a needle on Finn and jake's face) I just want to remove the pill.
Sir slicer: (draws out a sword) Put down the needle!
Kai: Put down the weapon or I'll inject over the boy and dog's face!!!
Jake: Why does kids don't want to inject over our eye?
Kai: (hysterically) Just give me the knife for cutting my stomach.
Emmet: Put down the things!!!
Jake: That's permanent ink!!!
Bugs: (more hysterically) I said give me the knife!!
Sir slicer: Put it down!
Finn: Oh my glob!
Kai: I'M NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY KNIFE!!!
Sir slicer: I said put it down!!!
Finn: It won't come off!
Lord shen: (whistles that stops the commotion) This is a place of business. This are hardworking people who simply want to sell quality products. What in tarnation is illegal about that? (Emily and FBI agents arrive)
Detective emily: You're all under arrest (All staff make a run for it)
Sir slicer: What's going on here? Why you save us?
Detective emily: This whole operation's a scam. These things were filled with dangerous highly addictive chemicals.
Kai: But what about the get rid of poison berries like a pill!? (starts crying)
Detective emily: Somebody get that guy to a doctor. (The FBI agents wrapped a blanket over a nude and shirtless Kai and send him to the doctor)
Lord Shen: Am I under arrest? I'm just an innocent sales representative.
Detective emily: Well, that all depends that you know that you've been selling a dangerous product? (The FBI Agents starts chasing a cowardice lord Shen)
Finn: Thanks for helping out, I'll take it from here while i work as a clown.
Detective emily: Who are you?
Finn: it me Finn and jake, We're along with our friends.
Detective emily: Arrest this one too. (An FBI Agent handcuffs Finn and friends)
Jake: What did We do?
Sir slicer: because of you wear like a clown!
Finn: why not?
Detective emily: You've been impersonating a clown nurse and kissing people all over town.
Jake: What about him? He's been impersonating a chauffeur.
Detective emily: That's not illegal. It's pathetic, but it's not illegal. Get this guy outta my face. (The FBI Agent walks away with Finn and friends) I'm putting you down as a witness, so I'm gonna need your name too.
Goten: I'm goten and this is my rival named trunks.
Detective emily: I'm just gonna put "chauffeur". (They sighs, as the scene end, while Kai hate bad day play, in the end Darlyn make a needle for her brother.)
Darlyn: well, the doctor said using the needle that doesn't hurt (she pours a lot of healing water into a needle)
Kai: uh, kid. I hate needle (he hide on his bed, while Darlyn inject at him) ahhhh!