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(The prologue start with darlyn snd lloyd are sitting atop a cliff made from a decrepit skyscraper overlooking a body of water,when finn and jake walk to them.)

Finn: Hey, Guys, do you think you should date someone just like you or someone who’s like your opposite?

Jake: I don’t know. I’m the "first come first serve" kinda guy. Get in line, ladies! This Rainicorn thing can’t last forever! (chuckles) (Tragic witch peeks out from under a strip of grass, unnoticed by Them.) I didn’t mean that. Don’t spread that around.

Darlyn: So it’s not good to weigh someone’s qualities against your own?

Jake: Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something! (Jake’s head turns into a graph and his hand an upward moving arrow) It’s not about personality matrixals and charts, it’s all about the bu-bumps in your heart! [His head is a heart shape that beats every time he say “bumps” or “pumps”. He gets extremely close to Finn and his eyes are bugging out] You can’t stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! (Finn chuckles, as does Tragic witch.)

Finn: Alright, well, what about BMO and Ice King?

Jake: What about them? (Looks confused)

Finn: Would they make a good couple?

Jake: Whoa! Wait! Did BMO say something to you?

Finn: No no!

Darlyn: eww!

Lloyd: (bloody nose come out from him.) agh!!

Jake: Oh, I see. You’re being weird.

(Tragic witch, reaches down into darlyn's hole and pulls out a bag)

Finn: It’s not that weird! Come on!

Tragic wotch (quietly): Do what thoust will be the whole piece of Law.

Jake: BMO and Ice King?

(Tragic witch puts the bag on the outside of Finn’s pants)

Finn: Yeah!

Tragic witch (quietly): I’m not coming back. (Retreats into the hole)

Jake: You’re creepin’ me out. (Gets up)

Darlyn: I’m just thinkin’ out loud. (Finn and jake starts walking away and Darlyn and lloyd bends forward so they can see Finn and jake between their legs) What, can’t think out loud?

(Darlyn and lloyd ate walking back home with Finn and jake.)

Jake: Oh, is that what you’re doing?

Finn: Yeah man! Pffft, jeez don’t be judgy.

Jake: I’m not!

Finn: Yeah, you are!

Lloyd: oh for cry out loud!!

Jake: How could you know that?

Finn: I can hear it in your tone.

Jake: You can? (in a mocking tone)

Finn: Yeah, wise-guy.

Jake: (Pointing to the bag) Hey, what’s that in your pants?

Finn: (Looking at the back of his pants What?! Not again! (Darlyn sees the bag on the other side)

Darlyn: Oh. I don’t know. (Darlyn grabs the bag) Whoa, look.

Jake: Crazy. (Darlyn opens the bag and reaches in) Careful, dude.

Darlyn: What the hell? (Darlyn pulls out her hand with finn,jake,kai, Jay,zane,Cole,,lloyd and herself)

Jake: What the hell?! Are they alive?! (They are now moving around aimlessly)

Darlyn: Hey, are you guys alive? (Cole starts to fall off, but Zane catches him) I don’t know, man, I think they’re some kind of magic toy.

Jake: Maybe it’s black magic. Maybe we shouldn’t mess with them.

Darlyn: No, man, look! That’s you! (Kai and jay is playing the viola with Zane and cole on their back and Darlyn and lloyd are dancing to the music) You’re totally shedding on the viola.

Jake: Yeah, that’s good. How many more thingies are in there?

Darlyn: (Looks in the bag) Dude. Like a lot. Bye! I Let’s check this out at the house.

(Theme song)

(The episodes begin of at nighttime, Darlyn and lloyd is now awake, but in bed with Kai sex with angela. Darlyn and lloyd looks over at Kai to make sure he’s date angela. Confident that he’s care for angela, they grabs the bag from under her pillow and retreats into her sleeping bag.she takes the lens off a flashlight and puts it in front of him. Then she takes Alex and his gang out. She give them a plan,while they sneak to kidnap Angela who screams and get kidnapped by them. Lloyd chuckles,darlyn look curious and look and the bag and them mix it darlyn grabs Gundarr and then put next next to Alex who got attack and screams by Gundarr who saave her. Angela starts screams.)

Darlyn: Whoooooa.

(Darlyn looks curious and looks and the bag and then mixes it. Darlyn grabs the horse and then checks to make sure Kai is still asleep. She then puts horse, gundarr start laugh in happy but horror ignores him and grazes a piece of Darlyn’s sleeping bag. When she sees nothing is happening, she pushes Angela into gundarr arms. Gundarr wiggles his eyebrows and Angela laughs.)

(Darlyn then grabs Claire and contemplates what he’s about to do. He looks a bit concerned. Angela and gundarr are kissing and Darlyn puts Claire right in front of them. Claire doesn’t notice, but Darlyn moves her head around to see them. Then Claire starts yelling “wah”. Gundarr drops Angela and she acts with indignation towards Her mom. Claire argues back and then Gundarr starts yelling at Claire. Claire pushes him and Angela pleads that they not fight. Darlyn looks towards the bag and then looks back with realization. He empties out the bag. The scene ends, still alive song play,cut scene to daytime,where kai sees angela was gone.)

Jake: (Jake wakes up and heads down stairs. Finn is sitting at the dinner table with a multitude of Stephen king books arranged into a little town) You’re up early.

Lloyd: I didn’t sleep. (Very blunt and tired)

Kai: (Comes back to the table with a drink in a mug) You stay up all night readin’ trash books? (Darlyn makes a weak “meh” sound.) I told you, man. Those datin’ books. (Sips drink) That stuff is mess you up. (Drinks again)

Darlyn: I’m not reading. I’m playing with the little wees.

Kai: Oh, let me see little me. (Stretches his head to find little Jay is sitting by himself next to an open book with finn.) Me look so lonely. Hey, Kids, pass me little Angie.

Darlyn: Uh, you guys broke up.

Kai: (Confused) Wha?

Lloyd: She’s with someone else now.

Kai: (Angry) Who?!

Darlyn: He’s a cool guy, don’t worry about it.

Kai: (Hears angela laughing and goes to the source. He finds little Gundarr in Angela’s lap kissing under a book teepee) Ahhhhhh! (Slams his fists on the table) What the hell, man?!

Lloyd: (Laughs and shrugs; he doesn’t sound as worn out as before) What?

Kai: What? What do ya think “what”?!

Darlyn: Come on, they’re not real, they’re like toys. These guys here, they’re goin’ out. (Points the Marceline and Peppermint Butler in a tea cup. Marceline licks the red off of Peppermint Butler’s side.) Pretty serious. And look at Clown doctor and clown nurse. They’re still testing the waters. (Clown doctors and clown nurses are dancing) But I think things are gonna work out. Check out Xergiok and Turtle P. (Turtle Princess is seen lightly spanking Xergiok. Darlyn and lloyd laughs.) Weird. But cool. Right, Kai?

Kai: (slowly backs towards the exit) I don’t like where you’re going with this. It ain’t wholesome. I’m gonna go to Angie’s for a few days. To clear my head. (Leaves)

Darlyn: Okay. Whatever whatevs. (Goes over to little Finn and Lady and chuckles) Weird. (Grabs little felcia's father as a killer to scaring angela who screams,when he killed by gundarr, while lloyd Grabs little Angela and Oggy) Huh?

(lloyd puts both of them near each other, but nothing happens. Darlyn breaks off part of a cookie and puts in on little Angela’s head. She grabs it and Oggy yawns. Darlyn uses a pencil to move little Amgela’s legs to walk towards Oggy. Oggy is pleasantly surprised to see little Angie and giggles. Little Angela breaks part of the cookie crumb off and gives it to Oggy. They then start to eat each end of what’s left. Felicia come out of her teepee to see her fathe rdeath and starts crying hysterically)

(Lloyd then drops gundarr in between Oggy and little Angela. At first they awkwardly stand around, but Angela moves Gundarr’s hand onto little Angela’s shoulder. He begins massaging her shoulders and she likes it. Darlyn and lloyd looks around nervously to make sure no one can see what she’s doing. Then they kiss and Oggy is outraged. He begins yelling at Gundarr and Gundarr yells back. Little Angela tries to diffuse the situation, but gundarr leaps onto Oggy. Oggy’s tall catches on fire so he runs away into Felicia’s teepee. Using Felecia as a kind of hose, the water being her tears, Oggy partially extinguishes Gundarr. They begin fighting and darlyn and lloyd is astonished and begins blushing.)

(A card that reads "3 WEEKS LATER" comes up.)

Kai: I’m back! I got over all that messed up stuff you did. (T.H.A is covered in trash and Darlyn and lloyd looks awful) Yeesh. You okay, guys?

Darlyn: I don’t know.

(Little kai is standing on top of a book staring into the distance)

Kai: What’s little Me doing?

Lloyd: He’s... thinking.

Jay: (Looks concerned) He looks sad. What’s he thinking about?

Darlyn: I don’t know. Probably lots of stuff.

Cole: Where’s little Felicia?

Lloyd: Probably still crying.

Zane: Wha?

Lloyd: She’s losss her father up very well.

Kai: (sees Felecia still crying in her teepee) Aww.

Lloyd: Pggy's good, though. (Oggy is on a weight bench lifting weights and he has become very toned. Helooks very angry.) After little Angela dumped him, he started working out. Looks like she’s really into it.

Jay: This is messed up, dude. You’ve crossed the line from weird curiosity to some dark messed up stuff.

Lloyd: (Looks perturbed) I know!

Jake: (Marceline has licked away half of Peppermint Butler) The destruction! (Xergiok looks like he’s in pain and Turtle Princess is furiously spanking him) The depravity! (Clown doctors and clown nurses all tangled up together) The wrongness of it all! I’m taking that bag back to the cliff where we found it. (Tries to grab them but Kai grabs his arms.)

Tragic witch: I'm sorry to prank you all, i promise, not to prank them

Kai: what!?, you pranks us, i gonna attack you (hears angela screams,then crying.)

Angela: i think I'm was afraid of villain (counties to crying)

Kai: (grunts and turned himself into hulk and attack them.) hulk sma- (get inject by wu.)

Sensie wu: i told you so (the scene end,while om nom naps play.)

(Scene changes to inside of the Ninjago Hospital. The rest of them are lying down on beds, with casts all over their bodies.)

Lloyd: Damnit, Smith.

(Kai laughs.)

(A door opens and Head Clown Nurse and Big Clown Nurse walk in. Head Clown Nurse hums "Entry of the Gladiators".)

Big Clown Nurse: Who's ready for rehabilitation?

Head Clown Nurse: We'll start with full-body immersion therapy. (starts making kissing noises)

Kai: (screaming) Noooooooo!

Darlyn and lloyd: (all people are screams.) eeeekkkk

Finn: (screaming) Yes!

Jake: (quietly screaming to himself) Yes!

The end?

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