Samukai: (dancing and singing at Lloyd and window birthday party) Happy birthday, lloyd and window's wu daughter and Garmadom son, and I'll spit in your eye! Happy birthday, Lloyd and window's age 7 and it's Their birthday, yar yar yar! Ta-da.
Lloyd: Thanks for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents?
Window: me neither
Sensei wu: okay little sweet girl
Lord garmadom: Oh, all right. presents for my darling little boy. It's from me and wu. (places the present in front of lloyd and window)
Lloyd and window: Oh you shouldn't have. What is it, Daddy? It wouldn't be those totally hip new uniform ninja all our are using, would it? Everyone wants them.
Sensei Wu and lord Garmadom: Uhh...well, they might be.
Lloyd and window: Whee! (begins to unwrap present) Oh, you shouldn't have, yay, you shouldn't have. (sees present) I mean, Dad, (holds up big boots) you really shouldn't have! (Skeleton army laugh)
Sensei wu: what the fuck you didn't brought a non uniform
Lord Garmadom: me neither
Samukai: yourmajesty, these are the finest fishin boots available!
Lord Garmadom:(angry) if our child will cries
Lloyd and window: Dad, you ruined me! (cries)
Wu and garmadom: But I got them for a bargain! (house shakes from Lloyd and window screaming and crying.)
(Scene cuts. At the High school)
Samukai: Oh, what am I gonna do? I spent two whole dollars on these boots and now I'm stuck with them!
Teenage Kai: (peeks into Samukai office) Oh, uh, Samukai, can I get my paycheck?
Samukai: Kyler My friend! Come in. Come in, right this way, buddies! Have a seat anywhere, but not on these beautiful priceless boots. (Kai sits down but the boots are in his way so he cant see samukai) So you want to get paid?
Teenage Kai: Uhh, sir, I can't see you. The boots (leans over to one side and Samukai leans towards the other) are in (leans over to one side and Samukai leans towards the other) the way. (Saumkai pushes the boots aside)
Samukai: In the way? These boots never leave my sight! These are the most expensive and prized possessions I own.
Teenage kai: Wow, really? Why is that, they just look like any old ordinary boots.
Samukai: Ordinary boots? These are the only official fry cook boots! Only the finest fry cooks in the world are permitted to wear them! Part of a tradition. And these boots were given to me by the most famous fry cook in the sea.
Tegnage kai: Who's that?
Samukai: Oh, uhh, oh, well, his name's not important, but he was famous all right, don't you worry.
Teenage kai: I'm ready! I'm ready! I want those boots!
Samukai: Sorry son, these boots are far too valuable. (puts boots away)
Teenage kai: I know! What if I give you my High. School collage?
Samukai: Collage! You got a deal-
Teenage kai: And what if I paint the High school for free?
Mr. Krabs: You're got a deal.
Teenage kai: And I'll throw in a year's supply of Age 39!
Samukai: You got a...
Teenage kai: And... (Samukai stops Kai from saying anything else)
Samukai: Hold on there, lad! You're gonna give me a heart attack. (shakes kai's hand) You got yourself a deal.
(Zane,jay,cole and jack is drying off a glass when he looks through the glass and sees Kai wearing boots)
Teenage kai: Hey, guys. Do you like my new boots? Pretty cool, huh? Now, I'm an official teenager!
Teenage jay: (bounces his head while the squeaky boots is bouncing, jay stopped bouncing his head. Kai goes squeaky around the high school) That squeaking is gonna drive us all crazy!
Teenage zane: that awesome at all.
Teenage cole: i given a headache (faint in pain)
Teenage jack: cool that was amazing (jack pictured with his phone)
Teenage Angela: what the fuck was Kai wear
Teenage Nya: my brother wearing a boot
Teenage kalen: what was that
Teenage cole: kai wear a squeaky boots
Teenage kira: that was nice!
Teenage kate: what the fuck in hell what that
Teenage nya: squeaky Boots
Samukai: Nonsense, My friend. That squeaking is money to my ears. I mean, music.
(At Samukai room)
Saumakai: (He is sleeping and dreaming of happy sheep jumping over into wall when all of a sudden, the pair of squeaky boots jumps in the wall. He wakes up) Wha? Who's there? (Rests head on pillow) Back to countin me money.
Samukai:(Goes back to sleep and counts baby sheep by saying "1,2,3,4,5" then boots appear again then he wakes up) What the barnacle is that? (Window is squeaking open and shut.samukai closes the window then goes back into bed but notices the window still open. Goes back to close it but steps into a hole and falls out the window. Comes back into his bedroom and shuts the window over and over until the window finally stays closed. The window reopens and samukai gives it the "evil eye" followed by a growl. The window Immediately closes back as if it said "Yipe!". Samukai then walks back to his bed but steps into another hole and slips into his bed and twists around in his hammock and is tied up while the window makes squeaky noises all night. Its morning and Samukai has his two legs bandaged up as he walks to the High school) Arrgh, that was the worst night I ever weathered. At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work. (As he walks up to the door,jack and kate are married slams the doors open into samukai face)
Teenage kate: Jack and i are married, Samukai; I'm taking my honeymoon now after I'm go collage.
Samukai: (muffled) What's wrong, Kate?
Teenage jack: I can't take talking to you and that i like the world's greatest teenager anymore! I'll see you in a next timg.
(Kate leaving to the High school along with jack)
Samukai: That teenager's making me a fortune. What could be the problem?
Teenager: Hey Samukai!
Saumkai: Kai-Kai-Kai-Kai-Ai-Ka-ai. (every time Kai's boots squeaked samukai stuttered)
Samukai: I...uhh I see you're still wearing them boots.
Teenage kai: Are you kidding? I love them! Could the world's greatest teenager do this? (Runs in place fast with bowl of noodle soup in each hand)
Samukai: Well, I don't...uhh...I don't...uhh...
Teenage kai: Or could he do this? (leans over to one table and sets the plate on the table) Or this? (leans to another table and puts a bowl of noodle on it) And watch this, Samukai! (behind the stage on top of the floor talking with the squeaky boots)
Squeaky Boots: Hello my lover woman Angela?
Teenage angela: Oh kai i love you.
Squeaky Boots: Thank you i love you too.
Teenage kai: Could the greatest teenager do that, Samukai?
Samukai: I, uhh...
Teenage kai: And watch this Samukai.
Teenage kai: And this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
Samukai: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta go to my office! (puts seat cushions on his ears) I can still hear it! (puts the chairs on his ears) It's still coming through! The infernal SQUEAK! (banging head on his table) Those boots have got to go! And I need an Asprin.
(At kai's Room)
Teenage kai: Little bubby, these boots have changed my life. I'm never taking them off.
Cat #1: (puts earplugs in) Meow.
Teenage kai: Good night, Little cat. (as he is sleeping with his boots on, Samukai peeks over his diving board and climbs down. Then takes his boots off and runs to the High school. Now morning)
Samukia: Ah, quiet rest. Silence and rest. (Kai bursts through the doors while crying)
Teenage kai: Samukai?
Samukai: What is it, my boy?
Teenage kai: Oh,no, I'm sorry! Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Samukai: It's OK, pal.
Samukai: No, it's not OK! I lost the boots! Your valuable boots, it's my fault, I let you down! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Ohh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Saumkai: Hold it, boy! It's not the end of the world.
Teenage kai: Yes it is.
Samukai: Look, don't cry. I got some, uhh, some magic oven mitts! (Kai puts them on)
Teengae: (Kai kicks them off) They're not the same! You were right, I wasn't ready for those blessed boots. (hits the wall then goes into the male restroom)
Samukai: Poor guy. (looks through the window where Kai put his head onto the sink)
Teenage Angela: Excuse me?
Samukai: I didn't do it! (sees angela) Ohh, heh-heh, can I help ya?
Teenage angela: Yeah, I'm ready to go on collage, have you see my boyfriend. (samukai takes out a notepad)
Samukai: What'll ya have?
Teenage angela: give away my stuff (squeak squeak)
Samukai: (samukai becomes surprised) What did you say?
Teenage angela: I said, give away my stuff (squeak)
Teenage: angela is here to gibe her things, Samukai. She needs give a (squeak squeak)
Teenage angela: And a (squeak squeak squeak squeak)
Samukai: Huh? (everything is squeaking as Samukai goes crazy. Looks at the menu and sees "squeak" as an item for everything) Huh? I didn't write that. (keeps thinking and hearing the squeaks. Thinking that Kai was saying "Could the world's greatest teenager do this" & repeating saying "AND THIS AND THIS") Stop it! Stop it! Oh, oh can't you hear it? Yes I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboard! Oh please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! I'm sorry but I can't take the infernal squeaking no more! (lifts up the high school and grabs the boots, with everyone screaming inside. Walks into the kitchen and puts the boots into a vat of grease which shrinks them and he eats them. Comes out and burps) The deed is done.
Teenage kai: Umm, why did you eat my boots, Samukai?
Samukai: Because lad, you didn't need 'em. It's not the boots, it's the boot-ee. I mean, the person in the boots. You're a great teenager.
Teenage kai: You really think so, Samukai?
Samukai: I do, sir. Here's the paycheck I owe you. Plus a bonus! (takes the bonus back) Well, there's your paycheck anyway. (walks away) I need a vacation.
Teenage kai: Bye, Samukai! (Wu and garmadom family,skeleton army and other heroes taking a drive out to somewhere)
Senseinwu: Ah, a long week away from Collage is exactly what I need, Just me and all of you.
Window and lloyd: (lifts himself and herselff to reveal thier inifrom) Don't forget my new ninja uniform, Daddy!
Samukai: Never mind, I won't. (as he laughs, he hiccups and the squeaky noise comes out) Oh no. (continues to hiccup and squeak).