(The prologue view of the zanes career.)
Kalen: (from inside) Oh, zane i love you. (cut to inside in the kitchen)
Zane: Watch me kalen. (flips noodle and soup up in the air and it falls into robot body. He holds up the other ingredients)
Kalen: Wow, that amazing, Zane!
Zane: Next, les ingredients. (throws them in the air) wow about now. (he catches them in his body) One more. (he squirts some out and it lands in his eye)
Kalen: Oh, zane, that was awesome!
Zane: hold on a second! (Zane takes his head and shakes it all up. When he puts it back on his body, his eyes roll around) And voila! (he goes up to himself and pulls a Noodle soup from under his body) It's under my body! (puts it on a plate. Kalen pretends to laugh)
Kalen: You're flirting me now.. (close up on the soup.)
Zanes: Look at it, kalen. I gift to all of Ninjago -- the Noodle soup..
Kalen:(give with money) Okay, give it to me. (the earn money flies off of her hand and starts bouncing all over the place) Zane, do something!
Zane: (the money slithers out the door and heads for the exit) I swear I'm not doing anything. Boss! The Ghost is haunted and steal earn money! (the money gallops along until Officer max spears it with his leg. A tiny thing comes out from it and max inspects it in a magnifying glass)
Max: No panic, my friend! This is no ghost. This is… (view of in the magnifying glass, of a minifigure lego guy with hat) alex! Stealing someone else!
Alex: (first lines) Hear me pal. When I discover the note for Rainbow heart, I'll take over world. I avenge my uncle death! (Max picks up the puny pest) Hey! Let me go!
Max: Oh I'll let you go, squirt. On a flying f*ck! (laughs. He splats alex on a kite and spins him back across the street, to the Prison) Back to the Prison with you!
Alex: You'll pay for this Bitch! (slams through the doors)
Kai: Uh.. Why, sir?
Max: Aye, he's been trying to steal rainbow heart for years. But you haven't got it yet, have ye sir? (laughs.. They joins in, braying with laughter. Max stops but They keeps laughing) OK. (keeps laughing) Enough lad, it wasn't that funny. (keeps laughing) Get back to work!
(Sponge stops. Cut to alex lab, where alex wanted created.)
(Cut scene Darlyn schools, where Darlyn finish works.)
Darlyn: (from inside) OK Teach, see you tomorrow!
Teacher 1#: Goodbye, d.m! (D.m walks out and walks past the Anywhere contently)
Alex: (unseen) Psst… kid. (D.m looks around to see where this voice came from) Yes, over here. Come on kid, a little closer. (Darlyn walks forward) Closer… (Sponge walks) Not that close! (A crunching sound is heard. She lifts up her shoe revealing a squished Plankton) You blasted motherf**ck! I mean… hi. Darlyn peels alex off his shoe and onto her hand)
Darlyn: Sir? What do you want?
Alex: My name is alex,I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?
Alex: Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
Daelyn: I...guess so.
Alex: You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. (rummages through his back pocket and takes out a golden blue pen) Ding! (in unison with the sparkling of the pen) Sparkle, sparkle.
Darlyn: Wow! A golden spatula! And its even got my name on it.
Alex: It's a gift! A gift from a friend. (hugs d.m) Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow is your little sister birthday. (puts a birthday hat on his head and D.m and then blows a noisemaker. He then takes out a cake) And you know what I'd like more than anything in the whole wide world? (blows out the candles).
Darlyn: A booster seat? (Alex takes off the hat).
Alex: Booster seat? Hot dog! I mean, no. What I want for your sister birthday from you my friend, is one of those (starts to drool) tender… shine… Rainbow heart! (D.m drops alex and screams)
Darlyn: You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on a Gems! And I bet it's not even my sister birthday tomorrow.
Alex: Kid, and I thought you were stupid.
Darlyn: You'll never get a Gems from me! (walks off, then stops) Even if we are friends! (runs off) Never, never, never, never!
Alex: Oh, I'll get a Rainbow heart note and you're going to hand-deliver it to me personally! You weak-minded fool! (takes out a gramophone that plays evil music and laughs evilly to it as scene end while criminal song play.)
(Cut scene to Darlyn house where she going to sleep along with daphne.)
SpongeBob: Good night Gary. (Sponge goes to sleep. Just then, one of the flowers on Darlyn's bed pattern pops up. It's Alex in disguise, wearing a backpack, that looks more like an antenna-like machine)
Alex: (chuckling) Kid, your sister will be mine! (pulls out the record player and laughs evilly to it. But it actually plays a kid's song of the A-B-C's.
Woman: Letters of the alphabet, A-B-C...
(Alex realizes this and flips the record around. It plays the evil music like last time and he laughs. Then he walks through one of Daphne ears and begins his journey. Alex reads a map that looks like a regular road map, except with a giant brain in the middle of it)
Alex: It should be in here… but where? (pan out to reveal he's standing on the brain) Where? Oh… (takes off the antenna thing on his back) This will be the beginning of the end! (outside, Daphne rolls to her left in her sleep. The brain falls to the right inside and Alex falls off) Ouch! Stupid brain… (gives chase) Come back here you swine! (Sponge then rolls to his right. Inside, the brain squishes Alex. Daphne then sleeps on her back and the brain stops rolling. Alex holds up a roll of duct tape) That's it brain, you're going down! (alex uses tape to hold it down) Yes, yes, that's grand. (takes out blueprints) And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan. (the blueprints reveal a picture of the antenna thing labeled "Control" and an arrow pointing to a picture of a brain labeled "Brain." Alex follows these instructions by jamming the control in the brain] And now it's time for a little wakey-uppy. (his hands on the control levers, he uses his foot to press the "Total Control" button. Outside, Sponge wakes up)
Darlyn: Dap? What the hell are you not sleepy? (Plankton jams the controls causing Daphne's legs to jam out to his side. She rumbles and falls down. Alex laughs evilly) I… I feel a little funny today. (using the controls, he makes Daphne walk. Alex laughs)
Alex: I have you now, daphne anne! (outside, Darlyn,Finn and jake brother and sister keeps walking toward the canteen, where darlyn hold her younger sister along with dianne, Finn and jake hold their younger brother along with Fiona and cake.)
Jake: It was it me, it was our fear worst creepy clown. (They rams through the wall and through the fridge emerging with bread, a bottle of milk and an egg carton on their head,while they have injured) Curse you motherf*ck.
Finn: maybe, my brother is control by gnomes (he walks toward the straps with the rope attached) Let me just grab the rope.
Darlyn: (he walks toward them and they spring them. He eventually gives free and keeps walking) We guess We not use any rope today. (he crashes through the side of the wall) We guess I'm not using the door either. See you later Mom,dad! … We guess.
Dianne,fiona and cake:no, it not us.
Darlyn: You're right, Everyone! There is something wrong with our sister and brother! Kai! Angela! Wake up! I need some help! (inside Angela's house, he tries to sex with angela. Off-screen) kai! Help!
Kai: Be quiet, Kid! (Angela do the blow jobs,they bursts through the wall of Angela's room)
Kai: Finn,jake,Darlyn,guys! What are you doing? I'm talking to you! Guys! Guys, your brother and sister are mad? (Dap,adam and tom crashes through the opposite wall. They stops walking and their head turns around 180 degrees)
Alex and his minion: (through daphne,Adam and tom) Shut your mouth, you played by Vincent tong.
Kai: Mommy? (from inside, Alex speaks through a microphone along with his minion)
Alex: You pretentious little insignificant artist. Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste! (They shock at their sister and brother)
Darlyn: Something must be wrong with our younger sister and brother! (D.m head burst into the front of daphne head and they sees Alex. Gasps) You! What kind of friend are you?
Alex: Kid. You never liked me anyway. You wouldn't even come to your sister birthday party! (from outside…)
Darlyn,Finn,jake,dianne,fiona and cake: Get out of their head! Leave our sister and brother alone!
Daphne,adam and tom(punch their sister and brother on face, while in Alex's voice) Never! Never! (laughs and walks out backward. Kai need to put clothes; Angela faints screams. They crashes through Emmet and lucy's house and reemerges with Emmet and Lucy on their head. Jake and cake throws them off and the pinned into the ground.
(They walks toward the Rainbow heart.)
Girl reporter:live in Ninjago city in danger, teammate crew will wait for help.(cut scene to Kai blow in Angela mouth.)
Kai: Ange, I'm sorry (Kai cry tear land on Angela body, revealing 100 lives.)
Angela: kai you save me.
Kai: i know (they kiss each other.
Alex: (inside Daphne,adam and tom) Toot toot! How about a little take-out?
Darlyn: No, never! (he crashes through it, reemerging with a Rainbow heart gems. Alex laughs evilly) You can't fool me Alex, you want the Rainbow heart! (They walks into the secret lab)
Alex: You are going to hand it over to me personally!
Alex: No, no, no! (they're inside and walk through a door) There's no one here..
Plankton: Don't remind me. yourself Kid, this is my lab! (the room he's walked into has a screen with a live-action Labrador retriever. He barks a couple of times. They walk into the next room, a real lab) And this is my laboratory! And did I ever show you my record player? (he pulls it out again and it plays dramatic music. Alex laughs)
Darlyn: We must fight! (mumbles nonsensically and stretches the rope out and bites against the side of the door. The rope keeps trying to walk)
Alex: No, no, no, no. (he pushes the levers forward with causes Them to lose grip and slam against the wall and wobble over to a giant funnel thing) There, you see how much easier it is when you help, friend? How do you like my analyzer? It tells the ingredients of whatever I put into it. (a robot arm clenching some seaweed comes in and drops it in the giant funnel analyzer. It's zapped and some beeping is heard from the giant computer screen. The screen then reads what the computer says)
Computer: Seaweed: 50% Sea, 50% Weed. (a picture of the seaweed appears)
Alex: Impressed? Now let's reveal that secret formula. (laughs. pulls the lever forward, letting two of Daphne's fingers off the gems. She's holding it with both hands, so one finger from each hand) And this little piggy brought home a Gems. (two more fingers loose grip) This little piggy will help me drop it in. Any last words, Emma stronger? (Sponge tries to resist, but stops)
Kai: kid, i have idea.
Darlyn: I just have to say I'm sorry I let Max down. (tears fill her eyes and leak down her face) I let all of Ninjago down. But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Sister.
Darlyn: (tearing up even more) With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness. (inside, Alex starts to get hot)
Alex: Steamy… (a live-action patty gets assembled on screen as Sponge states the ingredients)
Darlyn: I'll never forget you my little siter. (inside, Alex starts to drool excessively)
Alex: Yes… yes… YES!! (They jumps out of one of Daphne's holes to the gems along with is minion) Come to poppa! (They bounces off the gems and lands in the analyzer) Oh f*ck… (they's zapped and the computer reads out the analysis)
Computer: Alex: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. (Alex appears on screen)
Alex: Well, this stinks.
Darlyn: Well guys, I guess we can go home now, i found one. (walks out)
Alex: Kid, that's my Gems! (They walks out the swivel doors and they go back and forth) Give it back, you porous freak! I command you! The kid escapes! (the doors come to a close) Nooooo! I'll settle for some popcorn. (Scene end, while emmet and the robocops play.)
(Cut scene to Angela house, where Kai and Angela going on date, while Darlyn,Finn and jake give a Camara with wheels along with their sister to lloyd and window)
Lloyd: Well, maybe on a discount. (Lloyd flicks Camara off the wall and onto one of Kai and Angela date. Kai and Angela runs around circle so them doesn't get caught)
Kai: (screams like tom cat).